Thanks a million for making your big day mine too! Hey! It’s your birthday! I love this day because we both get to party hard and live large this one day of the year.Does that mean today you get to use that as your excuse to get wasted? Ok, ok… I’m in… but only because it’s your birthday. Make her Smile on Her Special Day : Funny Birthday Wishes for your Wife.Here’s hoping you make the most of the few years you have left. What?! You’re how old? That’s like almost dead in doggy years….Wishing a big happy birthday to the guy who makes me feel like I finally have a little sister! Happy B-Day, bro.I will not make any age related jokes because I really feel bad about how old you are. What day is it? It’s the day you shot through your mother’s uterus! Happy birthday. Cheers to you on this very special day.For your birthday today I’m giving you what you give me every day- sarcasm, a bucket load of trouble, and a handful of naughtiness.The following is a compilation of the best sarcastic birthday wishes that will no doubt add something extra special to anyone’s birthday. With these birthday wishes you can share the gift of laughter, story-telling, and memory-making, all through a few words carefully thought out (or go the option of birthday memes if you want something really simpler). While sarcasm has its limits, and can sometimes go over the line, it is a fun thing to share with those closest to you. From naughty wishes to playful, laughter-inducing quotes, naughty wishes will make your friends and family feel like you know them well enough to crack up with them – even on their birthdays. Have you been looking for the best birthday wishes for those people in your life who like the jokes and extra playful pokes? Well then, giving your loved ones a teasing birthday wish is definitely the way to go.

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